Advertisements everywhere, I havenāt time to think1
without some local merchant selling me the kitchen sink. 2
All along my childhood, itās been exceedingly badā 3
from my diapers to my schoolbooks, thereās always been an ad. 4
Every show is brought to me by business courtesy; 5
every team Iāve been on has been sponsored for a fee. 6
Doesnāt matter what it is, if Iām their demographic, 7
they add MARSHMALLOWS! ātil I think that I just have to have it. 8
I sing jingles when I read ā their persistence is extreme! 9
I find ignoring messages to be a rough routine. 10
From getting up to lying down, the advertisements play, 11
but Iāve learned to lower volume and just to walk away. 12
Future kids will probably find that our great civilization13
was easily told that theyād be sold the worldās next great sensation, 14
so kids like me have got to see that most ads are promotion15
designed to throw a lasso over human beingsā emotion, 16
but happiness cannot be found in catalogs or stores, 17
and the pleasure that theyāre marketing may already be yours. 18
Why does the speaker turn down the volume and walk away?
A) He hears and sees too many ads.
B) He does not like new things.
C) He does not want anything.
D) He thinks ads are dull.